Humor and Satire Writer | Professor | Writing Center Director | Nice Lady
Templates for Thanking President Trump, McSweeney’s
Our Kids’ Minds Are Rotting Because of This New Technology (Fire), The Belladonna
Easter Is Halloween, Except It’s Pastel, Slackjaw
I’m Really Dating Myself Here, The New Yorker
Why I Couldn’t Make It to Your Thing: A Retrospective, Slackjaw
We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real, McSweeney’s
Fact Checking the March Madness Song, “One Shining Moment,” Points in Case
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The New Yorker
Lean the F*ck Out
Talia thinks it is a bitter, acerbic takedown of rampant hustle culture. Her editor says it is a “breezy, joyful manifesto.” Who’s right? I don’t know; you should find out for yourself!
About the author
Talia Argondezzi has written for McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and many other places, because she is a middle child and it’s the only way she could think of to get her parents’ attention. She teaches at Ursinus College. Her friend’s baby is cropped out of this picture. She’ll get around to having a real author photo taken soon.